FA Cup weekend is almost over with Arsenal playing Leeds United tonight. Expect goals from Thierry Henry if history is anything to go by. This weeks transfer roundup might well be filled with speculation about retired players returning to their previous clubs a la Paul Scholes. Here goes…

Harry Redknapp is interested in bringing Teddy Sheringham back to Spurs in a pay as you play deal. Oh ok, we made that one up. The press do it, why can’t we?

On to the real rumours…

Chelsea are looking to send out Gael Kakuta on loan to anyone that will have him. You can almost see the tumbleweed can’t you?

Manchester United are looking to poach Gary Cahill from under Chelsea’s nose.

Demba Ba has a release clause in his contract that will allow him to leave Newcastle if a £10m bid is received.

Manchester City have sent scouts to watch Cheik Tioté in the African Cup of Nations. They are also considering making a £60m bid for Wayne Rooney.

Arsene Wenger will prove he’s well and truly lost it by tabling a bid for Chelsea’s Salomon Kalou

That’s it for this week, it’s all quiet in the eye of the transfer window isn’t it? Everyone waiting for the first team to buy someone.