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The Most Disappointing Thing About England

June 2nd, 2012 by

After another uninspiring England performance against Belgium this evening I started thinking about the expectations that we place on our national team. The fans and media are often criticised for expecting England to win things but this really isn’t the case. We’ve been misinterpreted. (more…)

Betting Tips For Euro 2012

June 2nd, 2012 by
English: Dick Advocaat coaching with the Russi...

English: Dick Advocaat coaching with the Russia national football team in 2011. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Euro 2012 will be with us in under a week so it’s time to start thinking about placing a few cheeky bets, here’s our roundup of the best…

Win Outright

Spain enter the tournament as favourites but offer little value at 13/5. The shrewder bets for outright winner would be Germany at 3/1 or Holland at 7/1.

If an each way bet is more your thing then you’re likely to get half odds to get to the final. The French have a strong squad and could surprise a lot of people, current odds on France are 11/1. Following their comprehensive 3-0 victory over Italy last night Dick Advocaat’s Russia might be worth an each way bet at 22/1.

Top Goalscorer

If you watched the Champions League final then you’ll probably be stunned that Germany’s Mario Gomez has the shortest odds to lead the scoring at 8/1. Our money would be on either Robin Van Persie or Cristiano Ronaldo at 10/1 and 14/1 respectively.

Alternative Bets

Finally just for fun, how about placing a bet on the team to receive the most red cards? Holland at 6/1 are the favourites, presumably after kicking Spain around in the 2010 World Cup final but our money would be on England at 10/1, you’ve got to have at least one patriotic bet haven’t you?

Euro 2012 Podcast

June 1st, 2012 by
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iPod Shuffle Earphones (Photo credit: Wikipedia)Regular listeners will already know that the focus of the Football Banter podcast has switched since the end of the season. Over the next few weeks we'll be talking about all the action from Poland and Ukraine in our own unique way.

The shows will be released following England’s matches at Euro 2012 and should be quite entertaining as some will be recorded under the influence of a continental strength lager or two.

You can subscribe to the show in iTunes by visiting the following link…

Lampard Out Of Euro 2012

May 31st, 2012 by

England’s Frank Lampard has suffered a thigh injury whilst training which effectively rules him out of the tournament which kicks of in just 8 days time.

The 33 year old Chelsea midfielder will be absolutely distraught as the chances of him playing in another major tournament for England are very unlikely – Lampard will be 35 by the time Brazil 2014 is upon us.

Lampard is due to have a scan on Thursday morning but Roy Hodgson will be fearing the worst, particularly after Manchester City midfielder Gareth Barry suffered a similar fate only days ago.

Liverpool’s Jordan Henderson is on stand by.

What Are Croatia’s Chances?

May 31st, 2012 by


Shirt badge/Association crest

Shirt badge/Association crest (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The Croats are one of the teams who had to go through a play-off to reach the 2012 finals. They managed to beat Turkey 3-0 on aggregate. They are a more recent nation, only being formed in the early 1990’s, since they have managed to reach the Quarter-Finals of the 2008 Euro, and currently lie 12th in the FIFA Rankings, with a highest position of 3rd in 1999. Teams will probably favour a draw against Croatia, but they do have players capable of winning games.

Luka Modrić:  Honestly, could we start anywhere else? I think not. The Tottenham Midfielder was the subject of intense transfer speculation during the summer, with some reports suggesting Chelsea put in up to £35,000,000 for the gifted playmaker. At 26 he already has over 50 Capps for Croatia, scoring 8 times. In recent seasons he has formed notable partnerships with fellow Croats Niko Kranjčar and Vedran Ćorluka at Tottenham, as well as being recognised as one of the finest Midfielders in world football. The former Dinamo Zagreb man impressed at the last Euro, he even managed to become the second Croatian player ever to enter the Team Of The Tournament. Slaven Bilić is clearly going to take Luka to the finals, where we all think he will show us once more why he is rated so highly.Josip Šimunić: The former Hoffenheim Defender has been a rock in the Croatian Defence for almost 10 years now, with 92 Capps to his name, Josip is one of the most experienced players available for manager Bilić, he is the second most capped player for the Crpats just behind Dario Šimić. Aged 33 he has made the orthodox move and went to Dinamo Zagreb, of whom most start their career with. Regardless everyone who has ever seen him play knows he is the real deal, and after forming a partnership with Lyon Defender Dejan Lovren and current team mate Leko, there is no doubt that he will be vital to any success that Croatia enjoys at the Euros.

Eduardo:  Currently playing in Ukraine with Shakhtar Donetsk, the Brazilian born Striker has something to prove. The former Gunner has represented Croatia a total of 44 times, scoring a total of 22 goals since (The equivalent of 1 goal every other game) Sadly many thought his career was over after he broke his left fibula in 2008 against Birmingham, it took almost 1 year for him to play a game for Arsenal again, and he did in style, scoring a penalty, yet again however, he was injured, ever since little things have popped up which has damaged what looked like a magnificent career. Thankfully he seems to be getting past it, managing to play more than 30 games for Shakhtar since joining. He isn’t a certainty in the squad, but he will be fighting for a spot, and if he gets it, he can do damage.

Honourable Mentions:  Ivica Olić, Mario Mandžukić, Vedran Ćorluka, Stipe Pletikosa, Danijel Pranjić, Ivan Rakitić & Darijo Srna.

Even with the decent squad that Croatia have it will be difficult for them to qualify out of their group but it will be possible. If they can manage to win in the opener against Ireland then they have every chance of qualifying with it a bit unknown how well Italy will be. To know for sure we will just have to wait until June to watch the Euros.

Liverpool Appoint Brendan Rodgers As Mananger

May 30th, 2012 by
SWANSEA, WALES - MAY 13:  Swansea City Manager...

SWANSEA, WALES - MAY 13: Swansea City Manager Brendan Rodgers (r) chats to Liverpool Manager Kenny Dalglish prior to the Barclays Premier League match between Swansea City and Liverpool at the Liberty Stadium on May 13, 2012 in Swansea, Wales. (Image credit: Getty Images via @daylife)

Liverpool and Swansea are thrashing out the final details before an announcement is made confirming Rodgers as the new manager of Liverpool football club.

It will come as a shock announcement to some as Wigan’s Roberto Martinez had been thought to be the front runner for the job, with Rodgers only being seriously considered by the media in the last 24 hours.

The appointment is a bold move from Liverpool’s American owners as Rodgers has only one season managing in England’s top flight to his name. That said, following a successful promotion campaign in the Championship last season Swansea have acquitted themselves well this year and surprised everyone with an 11th place finish.

Expect an announcement from Liverpool FC in the next 24 hours.

Football Celebrations With Added Special Effects

May 30th, 2012 by

Love this, especially the Arsene Wenger one…

Football Banter Podcast – 29 May 2012

May 29th, 2012 by

This week a shorter podcast sees us reflect on Hodgson’s revealing England squad numbers, chat about SoccerAid and it’s comedy moments and we even manager to crowbar a mention of podcast favourite Danny Dyer.

England Squad Numbers Revealed

May 29th, 2012 by

Roy Hodgson announced the shirt numbers today for his 23 man England squad.

Whilst there are no guarantees, numbers 1 to 11 look very much like Hodgson’s first choice team…

  1. Joe Hart
  2. Glen Johnson
  3. Ashley Cole
  4. Steven Gerrard
  5. Gary Cahill
  6. John Terry
  7. Theo Walcott
  8. Frank Lampard
  9. Andy Carroll
  10. Wayne Rooney
  11. Ashley Young
  12. Leighton Baines
  13. Robert Green
  14. Phil Jones
  15. Joleon Lescott
  16. James Milner
  17. Scott Parker
  18. Phil Jagielka
  19. Stewart Downing
  20. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
  21. Jermain Defoe
  22. Danny Wellbeck
  23. Jack Butland

Obviously England will be without Wayne Rooney for their first 2 matches of Euro 2012 and it may be a case of shuffling a couple of players to accommodate that rather than just a straight swap. Or could it be that the squad numbers aren’t indicative of the starting XI at all? Joleon Lescott, Scott Parker and Jermain Defoe will be among many others hoping that is the case.

Joey Barton Incidents Infographic

May 28th, 2012 by

Love him or hate him, Joey Barton is never far from controversy – here’s a look at all his controversial incidents…

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