AVB Gets His Marching Orders – The Football Banter Podcast

This week, a rather lethargic podcast team discuss Spurs’ sacking of AVB, the Champions League draw and why Harry Redknapp spends £2,000 a year on bird seed.

AVB Sacked by Spurs

Tottenham have sacked manager Andre Villas-Boas following their humiliating defeat by Liverpool at White Hart Lane.

A statement from Spurs said… “The club can announce that agreement has been reached with head coach Andre Villas-Boas for the termination of his services”.

Fabio Capello, Roberto Di Matteo and Glen Hoddle are all thought to be in the running for the vacant position.

Redknapp anyone?

Moyes’ United Lose Again – The Football Banter Podcast

This weeks hot topics on the podcast are: How Roy Hodgson upset the Mayor of Manaus, what it would take for David Moyes to get sacked, whether Rich would make the England women’s team (with a little surgery) and why Fernando Torres is like a cockroach…

Podcast Special – World Cup Draw

The pod team react to England’s World Cup draw in this special podcast. England are up the Amazon, France get an easy ride, as do Argentina – who knew?

The World Cup Draw Is A Massive Crock Of Shit

I cannot be the only one thinking this. The draw for the Brazil 2014 World Cup happens tomorrow and unless you have a doctorate in maths you won’t have a clue what’s happening. FIFA’s ridiculously complex system means the average football fan has no chance of knowing what’s going on with tomorrow’s draw – even the journalists who are paid to understand cannot explain it.

There are 2 certainties that will happen with the draw – 1) England will get screwed over and 2) France will get an easy ride. Blatter and Platini combined will guarantee that.

The Return Of The Podcast

We’d love to say we’re back by popular demand but much like a lot of the content on our show, it simply wouldn’t be true. If you like your football with a slice of bullshit and riddled with factual errors, you’ve come to the right place. It’s good to be back!